Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Fantastic News!! New Weight Loss Programme!




















Dear Friends, I cannot wait to share this exciting news with you! I have discovered a fantastic new weight loss programme.  I have lost 3 kg so far. What is more, I even get PAID to do it! And it is so simple!!
Here is how it works:

Accept an editing project from publisher (name deleted). Make sure that the commissioning editor is (name deleted), and above all, insist that the author is (name deleted). Throw away any project schedules that you may receive from them; as they don't keep to them at all. Add to your rubbish bin the contract; it is totally irrelevant! Expect to do about 50% work on this programme for which you will not be paid!

And then watch the kilos drop off one by one. WOW!!!
It works, and I am the proof.

6 comments:

arcadia said...

HAhahahahaha. Jy het my dag gemaak. Stuur hul in hul helle in, man.

Linda Sue said...

That is extreme!But, you know, whatever works...now go eat a sandwich and never say "yes" again...

frayedattheedge said...

mmmmmm - maybe I will just do it the old-fashioned way of eating less!!

Leenie said...

Ditto to Linda Sue's comment.

L'Atelier said...

oh dear!!
hope this job gets finished quickly and you get some rest and --
until then: visit Cafe Milano in Kloof Street..their beignets are to dye for... now that you have a way to loose the extra weight- go and enjoy them ;)

nathalie et cetera said...

i laughed so much when i saw this! at first, i thought your account had been hacked. i can relate so much to your situation. if only i could loose 3 kg now...