The Muse's Broken Heart
The Emperor's Three-buttoned Coat
The Altermodern Garden Gnome
Sisyphus' Reading Glasses
I think that poor Pollock must have been high on paint fumes most of the time, which is probably why he lived the tortured life he lived. I prefer to do mine with water, in a small wooden tray that I got as a gift (with some bath stuff in it). Filled with sea sand. (The tray, not the bath stuff.)
Okay, I confess, it is not an entirely original idea (is any idea ever?) I saw Strijdom van der Merwe's latest exhibition last week, and watched a video where he runs around a dirt road with a watering can making beautiful curlique patterns in the dust. The only difference between my performance and his is that mine was not videotaped, and was watched only by two sad and rather bemused starlings. Anyway, thank you, Strijdom. And Jackson.
(PS Altermodern is not a mistake. No, it is a new word.)